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Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
overheardoffice	12:00p	Another Meeting Of the Judi Dench Fan Club http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009492.html Coworker to receptionist: Yeah, that's her in the picture. I recognize the triple chin. I bet she's a secret dominatrix or something. Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: crosberg Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| wtf? Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	12:00p	Perhaps Another Bong Hit Will Clarify Things http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006491.html Professor: What does 95% confidence mean? Weird kid: It means there are 95 parallel universes between the values! Professor: Well I don't know about that. Kalamazoo, Michigan Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
overheardnyc	12:00p	Heather Gave Sir Paul Exactly What He Wanted http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019839.html Hobo to one-legged girl walking by: Damn you're sexy, even without that leg! Bag lady: He wants you to fuck him with your nub. --Thompkins Square Park Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
wilwheaton	7:34a	the clockwork century http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wwdn/~3/dywjQEDwr6k/the-clockwork-century.html A few months ago, I got an ARC of my friend Cherie's forthcoming Steampunk book, Boneshaker. I've raved about it all over the place, so allow me to just sum up without repeating myself too much: it's awesome. I loved everything about it, and I can't wait for it to come out so the rest of the world can read it an understand why I loved it as much as I did. (See an early version of the cover here.) Boneshaker is one of four stories that are all set in this cool steampunk alternate history world that Cherie calls The Clockwork Century. I just read on Cherie's Livejournal that she created a website for that world, which is cleverly called TheClockworkCentury.com. She says: The Clockwork Century will be updated periodically with artwork from the series, including maps and future book covers, publication and release information, progress on upcoming projects, and anything else even marginally pertinent to the universe. If I may channel my inner Flounder for just a moment: "This is going to be great!" (Comment on this)
overheardoffice	11:00a	You Never Outgrow Your Devotion to the Insane Clown Posse http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009491.html Employee: Sir, the password to your account is? Man: J-u-g-g-a-l-o. Wife: God, that's so embarrassing. Pleasanton, California Overheard by: Stephen Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| wtf? Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
guinness_duck	11:24a	Reminder For those who hadn't heard, forgotten, or just maybe missed it. Tonight, 7pm @ Rogue's for wings and beer! (1 Comment \|Comment on this)
overheardoffice	10:00a	Are You Blowing Me Off? http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009490.html Blonde CSC to sales rep: I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service the customers! Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Cyn Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| wtf? Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
waiterrant	2:46p	Excellent Book! Go Buy! http://waiterrant.net/?p=1309 "A wry, tender story about the tribulations of flesh and ink - and funny as hell. I've never understood why people get tattoos, but after reading Jeff's excellent book I may just get one myself." - Steve Dublanica, the author of Waiter Rant. Congrats Jeff! Hope it's a bestseller! You can buy Jeff's ... (Comment on this)
overheardnyc	10:00a	This Season, Neuroses Are the New Black http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019838.html Brunette teenage girl: So I was doing my once-a-month therapy session and... Blond teenage girl: I'm getting a therapist! Brunette: Score! (they high five) --Park Slope Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	9:00a	Something Approximately the Size Of a Baby Carrot http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006490.html Old lady: I'm not very hungry, I'm gonna have something small. Old man: If you wanted something small, we would have stayed at home and I would have given you something small. Lester's Diner Fort Lauderdale, Florida Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	6:00a	Gay Babies May Fail to Grasp the Point http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006489.html Mom with eight-month-old to other parents with small child: Yeah, I've already told his dad he's going to have to give him some sort of remedial breast lessons when he's older...he's bad with the boobies. Portland, Oregon Overheard by: Raina Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	3:00a	I Get All My Internet News from the Radio http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006488.html Teen girl: Hey guys! I heard there's going to be like, a digital Armageddon today! Teen boy: I think that's a hoax. Teen girl: No, but I heard it on the radio (pause) They wouldn't have reported it like that if it was fake. Lancaster, Pennsylvania Overheard by: H. G. Wells Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	12:00a	Either Way, Your Old Life Is Over http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006487.html Woman: I imagine that finding out you have a tumor is very much like finding out you're pregnant. Los Angeles, California Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)
Monday, July 13th, 2009
overheard_usa	9:00p	But Do They Need Math Tutoring? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006486.html Suit on cell: And then we'll use the leftover money for the Asians! Bellevue, Washington Overheard by: Curious Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	6:00p	Ah Well, You Can Always Become President. http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006485.html Professor: Isaac Newton, on his deathbed, was proud to announce that he was a virgin. So if any of you want to be famous scientists, you are going to have to be willing to make a few sacrifices. Girl, raising hand: Um. Professor: Oh, is it too late? De Anza Community College Cupertino, California Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl loves physics Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	3:00p	When the Producers Of Cops Join the National Geographic Channel http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006484.html Professor, talking about archaeological surveying: Even in the mountains, people will be hunting, farming, running from the police. Glasgow Scotland Overheard by: sarah Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	12:00p	Lightly Stroke It. http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006483.html Flight attendant: Contrary to popular belief, pushing the button with the flight attendant on it will not turn your flight attendant on. So don't push it. Flight to New York Overheard by: Erica Lynn Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	9:00a	Some People's Dirty Talk Should Be Confined to the Bedroom http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006482.html Girl on cell: I have midterms! I don't have time to go to the fat lady with the lollipop! (pause) Buh-bye. Roosevelt University Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: morgz Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	6:00a	Meet the Inventor Of the Bulletphone http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006481.html Physics student: If you go faster than the speed of sound, can you...hear...into the future? Kingston High School Kingston, New York Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	3:00a	Nobody Who's Been to England Ever Has to Ask http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006480.html Pretty tween girl, looking around on busy street: What's with all these ugly people taking up all the space? Toronto Canadia Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	12:00a	Edgar Allan Poe, You Get Out Of That Crypt This Minute! http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006479.html Frowning little boy among kids running and playing: I wonder if this building is haunted. (pause) You should really keep an eye out for these things. University of Washington Seattle, Washington Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-13 (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 12th, 2009
overheard_usa	9:00p	Have You Been Smoking Under the Fire Sprinklers Again? http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006478.html Dude #1: Man, I hope it doesn't rain, I left my windows down. Dude #2: It did rain just a little while ago. Dude #1: Where? Outside? Dude #2: What? Lafayette, Louisiana Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-12 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	6:00p	So Smuggle Something Spreadable, Like Whipped Cream. http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006477.html Flight attendant, describing Australia's quarantine practices: And if you do not declare any foodstuff and you get caught you may face on-the-spot fines, or prostitution. Flight to Sydney, Australia Overheard by: Erik Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-12 (Comment on this)
overheard_usa	3:00p	President Bush Directs a Rendition Of The Wizard Of Oz http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/006476.html Tourist: Are you a good Muslim or a bad Muslim? Haunted Mansion, DisneyWorld Orlando, Florida Overheard by: Eric Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-12 (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
overheardoffice	9:00a	And Jessica Simpson http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/009489.html Editor #1: Every time I see a picture of a Krispy Kreme doughnut, I drool a little. Even though I don't really want one. Editor #2: I'm that way with cocaine. Indianapolis, Indiana Alsome \| Thumbs up \| Thumbs down \| wtf? Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-07-14 (Comment on this)

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